CLEVELAND—Explaining that he had no way of transporting it to the drop-off location even if he wanted to, local man Jason Gardner told reporters he spent Tuesday calling around looking for a donation center that would come and pick up bulkier sperm. “The truth is, I’ve got some perfectly good spermatozoa, but I can…
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I don’t care if my neighbors squawk about the “literary value” of my filled-in Mad Libs or my Bill O’Reilly Omnibus. These are books I treasured through…
While most people turn to Netflix when they are bored, others unleash their creativity. Maybe it’s time to show the world your crocheting skills and join these…
Light-blue plastic bottle narrower in the middle with a seductive shape perhaps a fertility symbol and easy to grasp. It’s just water. Label depicting snow-covered mountains with…
There is no need to justify why the book has been decaying on your shelf since college. You just need to keep it from being ruined until…
Since you enjoyed Part 1, here are some more of our favorite two-panel comics by Anton Gudim. He is a master of absurdity, irony, and dark humor….
