Security Questions Updated for the Modern Age

What was your signature quarantine cocktail?
What is your favorite meme?
What was the first company to ghost you after a job interview?
How much student debt did you incur while pursuing higher education?
How much medical debt did you incur during your most expensive trip to the hospital?
What is the name of your worst Tinder date?
What color would you paint your house if you had money to buy a house (and also to paint it)?
Who is the person you went to high school with who recently attempted to recruit you for their “all-natural skincare” pyramid scheme?
How many nervous breakdowns did you have between the years 2016 and 2023?
How many nervous breakdowns do you anticipate yourself having between the years 2024 and 2031?
What is your first guess on Wordle?
How many children do you know named Liam?
What is one of your carefully crafted tweets that you feel didn’t get the attention it deserved?
Which of your family members is now a part of QAnon?
Who is your least favorite Kardashian?
What is the worst piece of advice you have received from a therapist on Better Help?
In what year do you expect to become a climate refugee?
How many pairs of Toms did you own between the years 2006 and 2016?
What is your favorite TV show to have playing in the background while you stare at your phone for six hours without blinking?
What is your favorite social media app to doom scroll while you unsuccessfully attempt to watch a TV show?
What is your favorite cryptocurrency?
How many wildfires have you fled as of December 31st, 2023?
What billionaire do you wish was on the Titan submarine?
How many children would you choose to have if it was affordable to have any children at all?
What is your favorite vape flavor?