After 14 weeks, this horrible property has attracted no interest, SO THAT’S WHY WE’RE USING ALL CAPS AND FAR TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!! Yes, we’re willing to write in italics and underline at random to get you to notice this abysmal HOME!!! We’ll even spout uninformative buzzwords like MEGA-DEAL, ***WOW***,…
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“I once visited my mom’s house with my new baby. Here’s a great photo mom took that day of me, my dad, my brother, my sister, the top…
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The stage was set and the world watched on as Kamala Harris and Donald Trump went head to head in their first election debate. And the internet…
