New Bestselling Romance Novel Just Dildo That Says ‘He’s A Famous Hockey Player’

NEW YORK—Earning widespread acclaim from romance readers, a dildo embossed with the text “He’s a famous hockey player” had shot to the top of The New York Times’ paperback trade fiction bestsellers list this week. “Once you start, it’s impossible to put it down,” said 27-year-old Sofia Rasing, who described the…

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