NEWTON, MA—Recoiling at the sight of the waterlogged creature’s bloated remains, local dad Jeffrey Hanford reportedly removed his home’s pool cover for the season Friday and gagged after finding a dead mermaid in there. “Oh God, it must have found its way in and not been able to get back out—I wondered why it smelled…
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