Friend Needs You To Move His Car 3 Times A Day For Next 6 Weeks
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that you would be “doing him a real solid,” local man Josh Gurney, your friend on the opposite side of town, told you Tuesday that he needed you to move his car three times a day for the next six weeks. “Hey, if it’s not too much trouble, would you be available to move my car once every…
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