Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse

NEW YORK—Seeing the two men’s gazes lock for a split second before one quickly lowered his head, sources confirmed Tuesday that Donald Trump quietly avoided eye contact with Rudy Giuliani on the steps of the courthouse where his disgraced former personal attorney and campaign lawyer was begging for change. “Spare a…

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