Cicada Emergence Results In Increase In Odd Kids Filling Satchels With Molted Shells While Mumbling

WASHINGTON—With trillions of periodical cicadas returning after years underground, the U.S. Forest Service confirmed Friday that the emergence of two broods this spring had led to a significant uptick in odd little children filling satchels with the insects’ molted shells while mumbling under their breath. “This is…

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