{"id":1011,"date":"2023-01-12T11:15:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-12T11:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/12\/dog-worried-he-always-one-initiating-petting\/"},"modified":"2023-01-12T11:15:00","modified_gmt":"2023-01-12T11:15:00","slug":"dog-worried-he-always-one-initiating-petting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/12\/dog-worried-he-always-one-initiating-petting\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog Worried He Always One Initiating Petting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SAN RAMON, CA\u2014Observing that it was somehow on him every time to roll over and nudge his owner\u2019s hand with his snout, local canine Peanut reportedly expressed concern Thursday that he was always the one to initiate petting. \u201cI know I shouldn\u2019t feel this way, but just one time when we\u2019re lying together on the couch, I\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/dog-worried-he-always-one-initiating-petting-1849900895\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Onion\u00a0<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SAN RAMON, CA\u2014Observing that it was somehow on him every time to roll over and nudge his owner\u2019s hand with his snout, local canine Peanut reportedly expressed concern Thursday that he was always the one to initiate petting. \u201cI know I shouldn\u2019t feel this way, but just one time when we\u2019re lying together on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":1012,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ab08e5ead498e683d6d96060ffc21d48-CWRMmv.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}