{"id":953,"date":"2023-01-10T13:36:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-10T13:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/10\/bird-claims-its-mother-makes-the-best-vomit-in-the-world\/"},"modified":"2023-01-10T13:36:00","modified_gmt":"2023-01-10T13:36:00","slug":"bird-claims-its-mother-makes-the-best-vomit-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/10\/bird-claims-its-mother-makes-the-best-vomit-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Bird Claims Its Mother Makes The Best Vomit In The World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DOTHAN, AL\u2014Offering accolades for the homemade puke it grew up eating, a local barn swallow told reporters Friday that its mother made the best vomit in the world. \u201cI know everyone says this, but no one can regurgitate like my mom does,\u201d said the migratory songbird, explaining that it had eaten vomit from some of the\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/bird-claims-its-mother-makes-the-best-vomit-in-the-worl-1849899747\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Onion\u00a0<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DOTHAN, AL\u2014Offering accolades for the homemade puke it grew up eating, a local barn swallow told reporters Friday that its mother made the best vomit in the world. \u201cI know everyone says this, but no one can regurgitate like my mom does,\u201d said the migratory songbird, explaining that it had eaten vomit from some of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":954,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/e53d6b6c4fcc5da18266500bd0abc459-7o2vpt.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}