{"id":975,"date":"2023-01-11T11:15:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-11T11:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/11\/man-memorizes-several-awkward-remarks-in-case-date-not-going-uncomfortably-enough\/"},"modified":"2023-01-11T11:15:00","modified_gmt":"2023-01-11T11:15:00","slug":"man-memorizes-several-awkward-remarks-in-case-date-not-going-uncomfortably-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/11\/man-memorizes-several-awkward-remarks-in-case-date-not-going-uncomfortably-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Memorizes Several Awkward Remarks In Case Date Not Going Uncomfortably Enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BOSTON\u2014In an effort to keep things as stilted as possible, local man Terrence Williams told reporters  he had memorized several awkward remarks for a first date Wednesday night in case it wasn\u2019t going uncomfortably enough. \u201cI always like to have a couple conversation-enders up my sleeve for when things don\u2019t\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/man-memorizes-several-awkward-remarks-in-case-date-not-1849900616\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Onion\u00a0<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BOSTON\u2014In an effort to keep things as stilted as possible, local man Terrence Williams told reporters he had memorized several awkward remarks for a first date Wednesday night in case it wasn\u2019t going uncomfortably enough. \u201cI always like to have a couple conversation-enders up my sleeve for when things don\u2019t\u2026 Read more&#8230; The Onion\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":976,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/21139eef471adaaf51babb4d09bfbb37-MTRsmV.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loonregistrar.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}