Post Title - Loon Registrar

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I created the earth, 70% salt water, only 3% is drinkable, and your main source of light can give you skin cancer, but it’s my intelligent design. I’m the only perfect being, I created ten rules but I broke them, created humans but killed almost all of them with a flood, created dinosaurs but killed them all too, sent my only son to a suicide mission to save you from your metaphor sins.

Who am I?