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ME1 is fucking hilarious
After multiple firefights (on the fucking citadel? The place that’s supposed to represent galactic peace & cooperation???) within the span of a few hours, Shepard returns to her CO with a krogan, turian & quarian and it literally goes like this
Shepard: Heyyy Anderson so this is Wrex— he murdered Fist. Solid guy. Figured it couldn’t hurt to have a shock trooper on the crew. This is Garrus, a detective who just quit his job to chase a fellow turian across the galaxy. He’s a good shot— don’t ask me how I know. And of course, this is Tali, she’s trying to prove to her people that she’s a big kid now! They’re coming with us 🙂
Anderson: The Normandy is yours. I have nothing left to teach you, child.
My favorite tag I found in the reblogs is ‘found family speedrun’ because it’s fucking true and I love this game for it.
PLEASE💀
