Trick Or Treat Like An Egyptian
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Chest Press
“This is my bro, dressed as a ‘chest of drawers’ – theses are actually my mums knickers pinned to his shirt!” (submitted by Archer) The post Chest…
Politicians Explain Why They Will Not Endorse A Ceasefire
With the Palestinian death toll rapidly rising and conditions in Gaza deteriorating into a humanitarian crisis amid the Israeli invasion, The Onion asked politicians why they will…
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Book For Expecting Moms
Are you looking for a gift for expecting mom with a good sense of humor? You should check out There Are Moms Way Worse Than You book…
Study Finds Drinking Children’s Blood No More Effective Than Regular Blood At Achieving Eternal Life
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God Throws Celibate Monk Pity Wet Dream
THE HEAVENS—Admitting that His heavenly dictates had made the Franciscan friar suffer enough, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, reportedly threw celibate monk Roberto Nevastri a pity…
CEOs Announce Plans To Be Total Fucking Freaks When You Run Into Them In The Bathroom
NEW YORK—Citing their complete lack of self-awareness and inability to read basic social cues, the nation’s CEOs gathered Monday to announce their plan to be total fucking…
Back, Demon! Your Name Gives Me Dominion Over You– Uh, As Soon As I Remember It
Stand thee back, foul servant of Lucifer! Not another step! Not another coal-reeking scream from that fetid mouth, not another thudding step of those cloven feet! For…
World’s Oldest Dog Ever Dies At 31
Guinness World Record holder Bobi, the purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo from Portugal who was the world’s oldest dog, passed away at the age of 31. What do…