Instagram Reality: When People Fail To Use Filters (Part 2)

You have probably using Instagram for long enough to have definitely noticed that many people use filters, however some don’t know when to stop and overdo it….

I, the Sitcom Laugh Track, Am Ready to Be Considered for Dramatic Roles

There comes a time in every successful comedian’s life when they want to be more than a vessel for laughter. Like all the greats before me, I,…

Analysts: Biden Can Negate Debate Performance By Pulling Train With Chain Clenched Between Teeth

WASHINGTON—In the aftermath of a disastrous night that left Democrats reeling over their candidate for the 2024 election, political analysts confirmed Friday that President Joe Biden could…

Eye Contact-Avoiding Biden Administration Still Hasn’t Said Word To Each Other Since Last Night

WASHINGTON—In the wake of what was widely viewed as a disastrous debate performance, eye contact-avoiding members of the Biden administration still haven’t said a word to each…

Biden’s Approval Rating Skyrockets After Announcing He Taking Nation To The Circus

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Bam Margera To Spend 6 Months On Probation After Plea Deal In Assault Case

Former Jackass star Bam Margara, 44, agreed to six months of probation after pleading guilty to disorderly conduct in an assault against his brother Jess Margara, who…

Fact Checking The Trump–Biden Debate On CNN

Former President Donald Trump and current President Biden squared off for the first presidential debate of 2024 on CNN. The Onion’s fact checkers diligently combed through 90…

Report Links Climbing Onto Enormous Index Finger With Being Whisked Away To Kingdom Of Giants

NEW YORK—In a finding that sheds light upon the lives of hundreds of Americans who experience similar fates each year, a Columbia University report released Friday linked…

The Funniest Trump vs. Biden Debate Memes And Reactions

Joe Biden’s debate disaster has gotten the meme treatment from social media. He sounded tired and hoarse, frequently stumbled over his words and on one occasion completely…

The World Yacht Tipping Finals, Only on WhaleWorld Sports Network

The time is finally here. Two challengers present themselves, but only one will be crowned champion. One, the pride of the Spanish Sea: a whale they call…