Satanic Couple No Longer Has Shared Dark Vision For Future
PHOENIX—Having grown apart over the years in their perspectives on sin, depravity, and strange, diabolical rites, satanic couple Dane and Melissa Sinclair told reporters Tuesday they no longer have a shared dark vision for the future. “We used to see eye-to-eye on our Dark Lord’s plan for us, but as we’ve grown older,…
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