Man Keeps Engagement Ring In Pocket Waiting For Right Moment To Be Publicly Humiliated
RACINE, WI—Saying he couldn’t wait to pop the question to the love of his life, local man Joseph Lefferts told reporters Thursday he had been keeping an engagement ring in his pocket and waiting for the right moment to be publicly humiliated. “Since buying a ring, I’ve been trying to figure out the best time to get…
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