Man Recoils In Disgust After Pizza He Woke Up To Looks Nothing Like What He Brought To Bed Last Night
SANTA CLARITA, CA—Immediately regretting every drunken decision that led him to this point, local man John Ewing recoiled in disgust Friday after the pizza he woke up to looked nothing like what he brought to bed last night. “Oh my God, what the hell did I do?” said Ewing, who admitted that while his memory was pretty…
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