Baffling Report Finds Vatican Also Tried To Cover Up Jared Fogle’s Sexual Abuse
VATICAN CITY—Concluding that high-ranking church officials had concealed evidence of the former Subway spokesman preying on young children, a baffling report released Monday found that the Vatican also tried to cover up Jared Fogle’s sexual abuse. “For reasons that remain unclear, there appears to have been a clear…
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