Date Treated To Amusing Story Behind Stain On Bedsheets
CHICAGO—Pulling back the covers to reveal a two-inch splotch in the middle of his bed, local man Dave Reardon reportedly treated his date, Sandra McAllister, to an amusing anecdote behind the stain on his sheets Monday. “It’s not what you think—it’s actually a pretty funny story,” the fully nude 32-year-old said…
The Onion