Dirty Clothes Hanging All Over Barely Used Peloton Instructor

AMES, IA—Stressing that he had thought the trainer would help him increase his level of physical activity, local man Greg Paloma admitted to reporters Wednesday that there were dirty clothes hanging all over his barely used Peloton instructor. “At first I tried to exercise almost every day, but now Jeff, my Peloton…

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