High School Reunion Attendees Catch Up On Each Other’s DUIs

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ALLENTOWN, PA—Exchanging tales of license suspensions and alcohol highway safety classes, alumni of William Allen High School reportedly spent their 20-year high school reunion last weekend catching up on each other’s DUIs. “No fucking way—I think we have the same probation officer!” said 38-year-old Caleb Rice, who…