Nation’s Burly Chefs Announce Plans To Cover Their Meaty Hands In Tattoos

NEW YORK—Rolling up their sleeves to reveal an illustration of a whisk or a fried egg inked on each of their forearms, the nation’s burly chefs announced plans Wednesday to completely cover their meaty hands in tattoos also. “We, the nation’s barrel-chested chefs, will continue to cover our plump little sausage…

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