Nation Shudders At Wet Sound Of Roommate Eating Eggs
WASHINGTON—Recoiling in horror as the shirtless 26-year-old man stood hunched over the kitchen counter, all 340 million Americans shuddered Monday at the wet sounds of a local roommate eating eggs. “Oh my God, how can one man eat so many eggs, and do it so loudly?” said resident Jeff Stentson, adding that he and the…
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