Pete Buttigieg Neatly Files Flattened Possum Into Roadkill Folder
WASHINGTON—Whistling a spirited tune as he tackled his inbox Friday, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was seen taking a flattened possum from a pile of work and neatly filing the remains in a folder labeled “Roadkill.” “There you go, right between pigeon and pronghorn antelope,” said the secretary, who had…
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