Report Links Climbing Onto Enormous Index Finger With Being Whisked Away To Kingdom Of Giants

NEW YORK—In a finding that sheds light upon the lives of hundreds of Americans who experience similar fates each year, a Columbia University report released Friday linked climbing onto an enormous index finger with being whisked away to a kingdom of giants. “Our research suggests there’s a strong correlation between…

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