Americans all across the country love to stuff their dumb fucking faces. The Onion examines the favorite snack in every state. Read more… The Onion
Favorite Snack In Every State
Study Finds Dolphins May Suffer From Alzheimer’s Disease
A study has found that the brains of some stranded dolphins showed classic markers of human Alzheimer’s disease, supporting the theory that “mass strandings” occur when one animal becomes confused and leads their pod into dangerously shallow waters. What do you think? Read more… The Onion
In The Valley Of The Dolls 2023
“Our daughter, fast asleep with one of her dolls.” (submitted by IG @dani.ca.e) The post In The Valley Of The Dolls 2023 appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Letting Go
“My daughter was holding her baby cousin up for a picture but accidentally let him go just as we took the picture. Luckily, he was ok.” (submitted by IG @thecrabbykat) The post Letting Go appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Cutting In
“My mom had already printed and framed her prized portrait session, so when little brother unexpectedly came along, Mom improvised.” (submitted by IG @lageminicondaniel) The post Cutting In appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Plume Of Smoke Above Vatican Signals Last Evidence Of Abuse Has Been Burned
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Roger Goodell Announces Thinking Too Hard About Football Has Given Him CTE
NEW YORK—The NFL community was rocked by another disclosure of a devastating brain injury Wednesday after commissioner Roger Goodell announced that thinking too hard about football had given him CTE. “It is with sadness that I tell you league doctors have diagnosed me with chronic traumatic encephalopathy, a condition… Read more… The Onion
Protective Mitch McConnell Takes New Senator Under Neck
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Biggest Things People Hate About ‘Wife Guys’
“Wife guys,” a term that has grown in popularity on social media, is used to describe men who base their entire personalities on being married to their wives. Here are the biggest things people hate about wife guys. Read more… The Onion
Neurologists Confirm Nightmares Persist After Death
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Shedding new light on what happens to humans after they die, a study published Wednesday in the Journal Of Neurology found that the nightmares will never cease, not even in death. “For decades, the consensus among scientists was that once life ended, the nightmares would end too, but new data confirms we… Read more… […]