“We’re on a family trip to Thailand. My wife wanted my son to take pictures with the monkeys. My wife only had eyes for our son, and not what the monkeys were doing in the background.” (submitted by Rob) The post Monkey Business appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Monkey Business
Genuine
“My dad on a Saturday morning excitedly packing his 6 pack for a PSU game. My mom doesn’t seem thrilled with his plans.” (submitted by IG @jenniferelizabeth99) The post Genuine appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Coca-Cola Classic
“My grandma was always great with the kids.” (submitted by IG @lori_works_from_home) The post Coca-Cola Classic appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
New York GOP Calls On George Santos To Resign
New York Republican officials have called on embattled Rep. George Santos to resign from office over his lies to voters and fabrications about his personal life. What do you think? Read more… The Onion
Kamala Harris Pops By Office To Print Out Concert Tickets
WASHINGTON—Peeking around corners and ducking past doorways in an effort to get in and out of her workplace unseen, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly popped by the Eisenhower Executive Office Building late Wednesday to print out concert tickets. Upon confirming all members of her staff, who she had allegedly not… Read more… The Onion
Californians Explain Why They Left For Texas
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Dr. Scholl’s Increases Brand Awareness By Planting Products In Customers’ Purses And Claiming They Stole It
CHICAGO—In an effort to boost brand awareness among crucial demographic groups, Dr. Scholl’s confirmed Thursday that they would start planting their foot care products in customers’ bags and just claiming they stole it. “What we hope to do is casually drop our gel inserts and orthotics into a customer’s purse and… Read more… The Onion
Congress’ Agenda For The Next Two Years
The 2022 midterms saw Republicans gain control of the House and the Democrats add one seat to their slim Senate majority, giving rise to concern that a divided Congress will be unable to address the nation’s most pressing issues. The Onion looks at the 118th Congress’ top agenda items for the next two years. Read […]
A Few Words Before the Opening of “Bagel Bites the Musical”
Alright, everyone, gather ‘round! Hurry, only five minutes to curtain! Join hands and enter “the energy circle.” That means you, too crew! Now close your eyes, find your breath, and center yourself. As director, choreographer, intimacy coordinator, caterer, and star, I’d like to say a few words before the world premiere of Bagel Bites the […]