Son Of The Beach

“My middle son just wasn’t feeling it for the sibling’s shoot.” (submitted by IG @kimberlyjammet)  The post Son Of The Beach appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 

Outdated Periodic Table

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Wheels On The Bus

“My parents thought it was a good idea to dress a 12 year old in a school bus sweater, and pose next to a pencil.” (submitted by Katie) The post Wheels On The Bus appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 

Baby Envy

“My son when he realized he was no longer the baby of the family.” (submitted by IG @rs_rosemommy)  The post Baby Envy appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 

Study Finds Early Humans Selectively Bred Corn To Be Less Aggressive

LINCOLN, NE—Noting the low attack rates among modern corn, a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Nebraska found that early humans selectively bred corn to be less aggressive. “Though ingenuity and careful breeding, early Native American farmers artificially selected maize varieties that… Read more… The Onion 

Fugitive Bolsonaro Coup Supporters Hide Deep In Amazon Rainforest’s Last Remaining Tree

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Funny And Relatable Tweets About Going To The Doctor

Going to the doctor is a huge pain in the ass. Long waits, cold rooms, pages and pages of forms to fill out… The funny thing about the doctor is that it’s supposed to be a place where you go to get healthy. But instead you are surrounded by germs, sick people and unflattering fluorescent […]

Leaked Footage Shows People Inexplicably Walking Into Building That Has No Food

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Bird Claims Its Mother Makes The Best Vomit In The World

DOTHAN, AL—Offering accolades for the homemade puke it grew up eating, a local barn swallow told reporters Friday that its mother made the best vomit in the world. “I know everyone says this, but no one can regurgitate like my mom does,” said the migratory songbird, explaining that it had eaten vomit from some of […]

What the Ancient Sequoias Can Teach Me, a Woman, About Aging

Society can celebrate aging. It’s possible. People may even venerate the elderly as keepers of ancient truths and sage advisers. As long as I, an aging woman, stay silent and out of public view in a dark, damp forest. The only sound I should make is the rustling of my branches in the wind. That […]