Bolsonaro Supporters Storm Brazil’s Congress

Supporters of former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro who refuse to accept his election defeat stormed Congress, the Supreme Court, and presidential palace in the capital, a week after the inauguration of his leftist rival, President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. What do you think? Read more… The Onion 

High School Teaches Co-Parenting Skills By Having Students Fight Over Who Gets Egg For Weekend

CALUMET, OK—In an effort to prepare the teenagers for the reality of rearing children, students at Calumet High School were reportedly learning co-parenting skills Tuesday by fighting over who got to take their egg home for the weekend. “While not a perfect simulation, this project gives students a taste of what it’s… Read more… The […]

Woman Will Never Know Intimacy Like Passing Garbage Truck Drivers Slowing Down To Point At Each Other

HARTFORD, CT—Overcome with quiet melancholy as she witnessed the profound tenderness of the exchange, area woman Camille Rossner reportedly realized Tuesday that she would never know an intimacy like that of two passing garbage truck drivers slowing down their vehicles to point at each other. “It must feel so amazing… Read more… The Onion 

Signs Your Roommate Actually Hates You

No amount of rent reduction is worth sharing an apartment with someone like you. Here are telltale signs your roommate actually hates you. Read more… The Onion 

Microbes Growing In AirPods Getting Really Into Radiohead

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Water Hazard

“Grandma Blanche casually drowning me for the picture.” (submitted by IG @donutanddumpling)  The post Water Hazard appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 

Range Of Emotions

“My son cycled through every expression during his first preschool photoshoot… except for the smile.” (submitted by IG @sara.sinclair)  The post Range Of Emotions appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 

Go Twins

“1987 Twins win the World Series. My brother had just arrived from Korea and had no idea what was going on. And my mom brought out Larry the dummy to celebrate with us.” (submitted by IG @jawp)  The post Go Twins appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 

Kevin McCarthy Elected House Speaker After 15 Rounds Of Voting

Republican Kevin McCarthy was elected House speaker on a historic post-midnight 15th ballot early Saturday, after making extensive concessions to right-wing hardliners that raised questions about the party’s ability to govern. What do you think? Read more… The Onion 

Explosive Prince Harry Memoir Reveals William Used Too Much Tongue When They Kissed

SANTA BARBARA, CA—Divulging that the interactions with his brother often got physical, a passage leaked Monday from Spare, the explosive new memoir by Prince Harry, revealed that Prince William used far too much tongue whenever the brothers kissed. “Nearly every time the two of us made out, we’d barely have a chance… Read more… The […]