Your new 2023 calendar can set the tone for your entire year. After all, you’ll see it with each new month, each quick check of the date, and each missed meeting because you put the time on your wall calendar instead of entering it into your calendar app like everyone else. Do you really want […]

Former kickboxer Andrew Tate tried to provoke the Swedish climate change activist by bragging about how many internal combustion engine cars he owns as well as asking for her email address so he could send her a “complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions”. Greta Thunberg replied with: “yes, please do […]

Two A-list celebrities willing to pretend that they’re real-life friends: $40 million Intro animations for 11 different production companies: $650,000 each Physics accuracy consultant with at least one Nobel Prize: $120,000 Boat chase scene where the characters drive vertically up a waterfall: $5.1 million Ping-pong balls: 4 for $7.99 (x50) Auto-stabilizing camera gimbal: $153,000 Authentic, […]

Don’t pretend you can’t see me at the back of the spice rack. You’re the one who banished me to this infinite hellscape of longing and despair. At least have the decency to acknowledge my presence before you reject me. I was considered essential a hundred years ago, but now I’m hidden behind the other […]

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“We will be back, and we will be drunk.” — Andy Cohen, upon hearing that CNN banned on-air drinking during its 2023 New Year’s Eve festivities This year, CNN banned anchors from imbibing on New Year’s Eve. Fortunately for longtime host Andy Cohen, the network didn’t say anything about getting sloshed during other holiday celebrations. […]

Some people just try too hard and end up looking ridiculous. Beauty is pain, but this is torture. Scroll down to see some of the weirdest approaches to modelling ever. The post Awkwardly Posing Models: This Doesn’t Look Comfortable first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.Read More 

Believe in something bigger. Today could be the day. Hey, you never know. Imagine the possibilities. Winners happen! Just imagine! Ehh, it could happen. Give your dreams a chance! Dream big. Win big. Gotta be in it to win it. Get in the game! You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big […]

Aries Don’t be too quick to put away thine winter woolens. A late frost will spoil the newly sown seeds; don’t let the poisoned crops spoil thine robust health as well. The number 6 will be a significant number for you this year. But for now, at least, you have eight children. Taurus Feeling whimsical? […]

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