3D Wolf Underwear: A Bold Fashion Statement

In today’s episode of “yes, apparently this is a thing”, we have wolf boxer briefs, which essentially turn your bulge into the snout of the wolf as it protrudes outward, giving a 3D look to it. We truly live in amazing times, don’t we?

Here’s an idea for a slogan for the company that makes these undies: “Make your package howl like a wolf as you engage with your SO in relations as you sniff her rear end with your snout!” Ya it’s getting a little weird, but we think they should really go with it… It’s about time wolf underwear gets noticed by the mainstream public, because we are sick and tired of our packages being confined to the straight lining of regular underwear! With these wolf undies you have the room of an entire wolf snout to let your business literally hang out and consume as much room in your briefs as needed!

Just be aware, if your package isn’t up to snuff, it may end up looking like a pug or an ewok of some sort.

If you want to feel like the leader of the pack, you can get these boxer briefs on Amazon. We’ve heard they love people who spend money on stupid stuff over there. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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