Is Your Memory Better Than Joe Biden’s?

The report by special counsel Robert Hur that describes Joe Biden as an “elderly man with a poor memory” has renewed debate about the president’s capacity to carry out a second term. But how bad is his memory compared to that of the average American? Take the quiz below to compare your answers to questions recently…

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