Nutritionists Say Fuck It After Discovering Little Debbie Cakes
HINSDALE, IL—Barely audible through their snack-cake-stuffed cheeks, members of the American Nutrition Association said fuck it Wednesday after discovering Little Debbie desserts. “Oh my God, forget everything I said about ultra-processed foods—these things are incredible,” said registered dietitian Veronica Chernov,…
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