Sloth Thinking Of Maybe Hanging From Tree For Another 80 Hours
MANAUS, BRAZIL—Plotting out his schedule for the rest of the day, local sloth Jim Garra confirmed Monday that he was thinking of maybe hanging from a tree for another 80 or so hours. “I think I’ll just cling to this branch continually over the next three or four days and then also after that,” said the arboreal…
The Onion