Don’t pretend you can’t see me at the back of the spice rack. You’re the one who banished me to this infinite hellscape of longing and despair. At least have the decency to acknowledge my presence before you reject me. I was considered essential a hundred years ago, but now I’m hidden behind the other […]

“We will be back, and we will be drunk.” — Andy Cohen, upon hearing that CNN banned on-air drinking during its 2023 New Year’s Eve festivities This year, CNN banned anchors from imbibing on New Year’s Eve. Fortunately for longtime host Andy Cohen, the network didn’t say anything about getting sloshed during other holiday celebrations. […]

Some people just try too hard and end up looking ridiculous. Beauty is pain, but this is torture. Scroll down to see some of the weirdest approaches to modelling ever. The post Awkwardly Posing Models: This Doesn’t Look Comfortable first appeared on Sad and Useless Humor.Read More 

Believe in something bigger. Today could be the day. Hey, you never know. Imagine the possibilities. Winners happen! Just imagine! Ehh, it could happen. Give your dreams a chance! Dream big. Win big. Gotta be in it to win it. Get in the game! You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big […]

Aries Don’t be too quick to put away thine winter woolens. A late frost will spoil the newly sown seeds; don’t let the poisoned crops spoil thine robust health as well. The number 6 will be a significant number for you this year. But for now, at least, you have eight children. Taurus Feeling whimsical? […]

Hi! Welcome to Millie’s Bar and Grill. Tonight we’re kicking off our biweekly trivia tournament. Before we get things started, I’d like to set some ground rules. First and foremost: if you aren’t planning to take this seriously, please withdraw from participating immediately and disband your team. This is not a game—if you joined this […]

What is one thing on this planet that can make anything better? According to members of r/Eyebombing subreddit, googly eyes is the correct answer. Eyebombing is a humorous trend of sticking googly eyes on random objects to essentially make them come to life. If you wish to get involved into this movement, you can get […]

Sometimes, when you feel lonely, it’s nice to just think about how you could hold hands with someone and feel the comforting warmth of their hand. That’s probably the story behind this weird, creepy, yet quite ingenious holding hands mug. It’s a mug with fingers that lets you hold hands with your mug while you […]

“It was a “Sears photo” type situation from back around 1969-1970, my mother (all of 19) said they were trying to get me to sit still and stop squawking (which has gotten worse as I’ve gotten older). She cannot recall exactly, but she believes that my father (20) who smoked (natch), presumably handed them to […]

“My parents took me to a Barney festival and they assured me that the real Barney was going to be there.” (submitted by IG @aleequis) The post Banged Up Barney appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com