The Budget for My Big-Budget Movie
Two A-list celebrities willing to pretend that they’re real-life friends: $40 million Intro animations for 11 different production companies: $650,000 each Physics accuracy consultant with at least…
A Hearty Fuck You from Cream of Tartar
Don’t pretend you can’t see me at the back of the spice rack. You’re the one who banished me to this infinite hellscape of longing and despair….
Andy Cohen Drunkenly Hosts Other Holidays
“We will be back, and we will be drunk.” — Andy Cohen, upon hearing that CNN banned on-air drinking during its 2023 New Year’s Eve festivities This…
Awkwardly Posing Models: This Doesn’t Look Comfortable
Some people just try too hard and end up looking ridiculous. Beauty is pain, but this is torture. Scroll down to see some of the weirdest approaches…
Line a Plucky Supporting Character Might Say in a ’90s Movie About an Underdog Sports Team, or Lottery Slogan?
Believe in something bigger. Today could be the day. Hey, you never know. Imagine the possibilities. Winners happen! Just imagine! Ehh, it could happen. Give your dreams…
The Best Outfit for Your Star Sign According to Your Puritan Astrologer
Aries Don’t be too quick to put away thine winter woolens. A late frost will spoil the newly sown seeds; don’t let the poisoned crops spoil thine…
“Things With Faces” Facebook Group’s Members Are Seeing Faces Literally Everywhere
Nearly all of us have been there – you see a familiar smile in the clouds, spot a dog’s face in the grain of a wooden wall,…
Your Bar Trivia Host Lays Down Some Ground Rules
Hi! Welcome to Millie’s Bar and Grill. Tonight we’re kicking off our biweekly trivia tournament. Before we get things started, I’d like to set some ground rules….
Eyebombing Community Puts Googly Eyes On Everything
What is one thing on this planet that can make anything better? According to members of r/Eyebombing subreddit, googly eyes is the correct answer. Eyebombing is a…
This Mug Lets You Hold Hands While Sipping Your Coffee
Sometimes, when you feel lonely, it’s nice to just think about how you could hold hands with someone and feel the comforting warmth of their hand. That’s…