Onion Sports shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in the NFL’s Super Wild Card Weekend. Read more… The Onion 

Linda, thank you so much for giving me the exact compliment I definitely wasn’t fishing for. I so appreciate that you noticed, on your own, how my hair was curled in perfect beachy waves. I really wasn’t expecting you to say anything! I was just flashing my big puppy dog eyes and wondering aloud if […]

DORADO, PUERTO RICO—Vowing to put the animal in her place “once and for all,” internet personality and professional wrestler Logan Paul publicly challenged his former pet pig Pearl to a boxing match on Friday. “I heard you’ve been oinking a lot of shit about me, Pearl, but soon the whole world will know the clown […]

I have a story and it is very important and I know it is important because the bookman came to me and said Prince Harry (who is me) you have a very important story and you will make loads of money if you tell it to everyone and I said okay thank you for that […]

WAVERLY, NE—Laughing uproariously as they watched the aging, often handicapped seniors dance, staff members at local nursing home Heartland Care Facility told reporters Friday that the best way to keep elderly residents active was to grab a gun and start shooting at their feet. “Once they reach their 80s, traditional… Read more… The Onion 

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Cats with cartoon eyes are a comedic masterpiece that never fails to make us laugh. Some of them look surprised, some angry, and some like they are plotting to kill you in your sleep, but all of them – hilarious! Scroll down to see the best examples! The post Cats With Cartoon Eyes Are Hilarious! […]

Some people will do anything for attention and internet fame… Like these fine specimens who are trying to put their whole hand in the mouth, taking a photo, and sharing it on social media. We truly live in an amazing time! The post Some People Like To Put Their Whole Hand Into Their Own Mouth […]

They say a man’s home is his castle. That may be true. But only until a cat invites itself over and claims the place. And it happens more often than you might think. Featured below are the funniest entries Facebook group My House, Not My Cat. Scroll down, check it out, and don’t forget to […]

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