Pelicans Will Try To Eat Anything, They Just Don’t Care
Pelicans just don’t care. They will try to eat anything they can fit in their pouch. Once they figure out something is food, it’s fair game. You…
3D Wolf Underwear: A Bold Fashion Statement
In today’s episode of “yes, apparently this is a thing”, we have wolf boxer briefs, which essentially turn your bulge into the snout of the wolf as…
How to Tell Your Kids the Truth About Bigfoot
There is nothing more magical than the excitement of a young child unzipping their tent at sunrise and peering into the foggy morning to see if Bigfoot…
Man Walking Dog Will Be Judge Of What Warrants Sniffing
BOISE, ID—Tugging on the leash with a groan while walking his easily distracted dog, local man Kenneth Granger announced Monday that he would be the judge of…
Nation’s Men In Bathroom Stalls Announce Plan To Breathe Really Loudly
CHICAGO—Promising their groans would reverberate throughout the restroom, the nation’s men in public bathroom stalls held a press conference Monday to announce their plan to breathe really…
Biblical Archaeologists Uncover 2,000-Year-Old Poster-Board Photo Collage Displayed At Jesus’ Funeral
JERUSALEM—Shedding new light on the events that transpired after the crucifixion of the religious figure, biblical archaeologists from the University of Oxford announced Monday they had uncovered…
The Funniest Tweets About Cats (Part 2)
If there’s one thing that can make the people of the world come together, it’s funny tweets about cats. It’s the perfect way to start a year….
Reasons to Reconsider Your 2023 “Pooping Pooches” Calendar
Your new 2023 calendar can set the tone for your entire year. After all, you’ll see it with each new month, each quick check of the date,…
Funniest Reactions To Andrew Tate Getting Owned by Greta Thunberg
Former kickboxer Andrew Tate tried to provoke the Swedish climate change activist by bragging about how many internal combustion engine cars he owns as well as asking…