Welcome to Our Drone Light Show, Please Excuse the Behavior of Our Drones
Hello everyone and welcome to the Pasadena drone light show! With over 3,600 individual drones, we are able to create scenes with unmatched levels of detail, making…
A School Supply List Teeming with Existential Dread
1 pack of What’s the point of doing my best when I’ll always be number 2 pencils 3 washable school Sure, I’m sticky now, but I’ll eventually be…
Catcalls from the Final Days Before Doomsday Destruction
I bet you look cute underneath that hazmat suit, baby. Hey girl, let me get your number, along with any additional resources you might have lying around,…
Awkward Instagram Beauty Trend: Halo Eyebrows
Why have two normal eyebrows when one weird eyebrow is enough? Women all over Instagram are celebrating their love for a single eyebrow with #HaloBrows hashtag. Scroll…
Your College English Class, An Introduction to Monetizable I.P.
Welcome to the Class of 2028! From all of us here in the English Department, congratulations for successfully enrolling in this prestigious academic institution. We are confident…
Musicals That Probably Would Not Be Popular in New York City
From 42nd Street to Funny Girl to In the Heights, over the years there have been many iconic musicals, set in New York City, that have wowed…
Finally, a Harmless Alternative to Jurassic Park
We’ve all seen the reports over the years of the disasters at Jurassic Park and Jurassic World. I know from experience: when I was a kid, my…
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Dennis Goris
Creative director, writer and cartoonist Dennis Goris creates thought-provoking single-panel comics depicting the realities of our time. Scroll down to check out the funniest examples! The post…