Ladies and gentlemen, forget about those ancient toilet paper rolls. The new hot item in town is the toilet paper mittens called Shittens! Now you can wipe your behind in style without the unbearable struggle to hold a piece of toilet paper. This is the ultimate bathroom accessory. Don’t be the last one on your block to upgrade to the toilet paper mittens! This should be a top priority right up there with wearing sunscreen and planning for retirement.
The invention of toilet paper has officially been deemed a failure. Why, you ask? Because let’s be real, have you ever finished a roll and thought to yourself, “Wow, that was the perfect amount”? No, obviously not. You never know how much to use. How little is too little? How much is too much? With a mitten all these questions are irrelevant – one mitten per pooping session is the perfect amount.
Shittens are disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes come in a pack of 20 towelettes, are eco-friendly and FDA approved for babies, pets, and adults, and each mitten measures 7 inches x 5 inches (18 cm x 13 cm) and can be purchased on Amazon… however for $20 a pack this approach to wiping will not be cheap. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.
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