Cirque du Wedding
“In 1995, my husband and I eloped to Las Vegas to get married. Cirque du Soleil was just starting in Vegas at the time. Since we had…
Keep It Together
“This was around my mom’s birthday in December–notice the weird birthday cake with Christmas trees on it. She looks thrilled. One hand with a death grip on…
Biden Forgets Nation’s Name
WASHINGTON—At a press event Monday held to address the student debt crisis, President Joe Biden made a speech during which he appeared to forget the nation’s name….
Trump Campaign Worried There Might Not Be Enough Indictments To Meet All Fundraising Goals
PALM BEACH, FL—Though new charges are expected soon from both special counsel Jack Smith and a Georgia investigation of the former president, the Trump campaign was said…
Taylor Swift Concert Causes 2.3-Magnitude Earthquake In Seattle
A recent Taylor Swift concert in downtown Seattle shook the ground so hard, it registered signals on a nearby seismometer roughly equivalent to a 2.3-magnitude earthquake. What…
Ron DeSantis Flubs Grocery Store Visit By Attempting To Buy Cashier
ORLANDO, FL—After spending several long, painful minutes pacing up and down the aisles and attempting to decide on what he wanted, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) flubbed a…
Deshaun Watson: ‘I’ve Learned From My Mistake Of Using My Own Name At Massage Parlors’
CLEVELAND—In response to concerns about whether his off-field behavior would risk further derailing his career, Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson told reporters Monday, “I’ve learned from my…
Final Bill for Those Concert Tickets You Ordered Online
Sun ● Sep 24 ● International Concert Hall and Events Centre Order # 28-29403/FFS Regular Tickets Sec A, Row 12, Seat 11-13 USD $35.00 x 3 Irregular…
Meet Alex Schaefer: Artist Who Paints Burning Banks
Have you heard of a man painting banks on fire? His name is Alex Schaefer, and he is not a big fan of the financial system. He’s…