Tips for Toddlers to Limit Parents’ Screen Time
As the young child of a Millennial, you have surely noticed by now how grouchy mom or dad become if they get less than their standard 15…
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Scrubbing Bubbles Mascots Rebrand As Horny Bad Boy Grime Fighters
RACINE, WI—As part of an effort to take the happy-go-lucky bathroom-cleaning characters in a darker direction, Scrubbing Bubbles announced Friday that it had rebranded its namesake mascots,…
This Year I Finally Enter the Public Domain
Folks, the day is finally here. After four decades under tight copyright protection, I, David R. Henne, am entering the public domain. Starting January 1st, artists and…
Nation Looks Ahead To New Year’s Resolutions
With the new year fast approaching, many Americans are contemplating what changes they’d like to make to their lives in 2024. What are your new year’s resolutions?…
New Immersive JFK Assassination Experience Allows Tourists To Be Shot In The Head
DALLAS—With promotional materials that boast of its incredible realism and attention to historical detail, a new immersive John F. Kennedy assassination experience allows tourists to travel in…