Selleck

“A photo of my sister and I in our room. In our PJs, we loved stuffed animals and Tom Selleck.” (submitted by Cassie) The post Selleck appeared…

Staring Contest

“My sisters and I, Casper Wyoming circa 1985. Hair, pearls, blank stares.” (submitted by IG @lorizluke)  The post Staring Contest appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com 

Double Duty

“My twin and I were born 8 weeks premature and were in the ICU for a month before we were released with the doctor’s orders to ‘feed…

Americans Explain Why Mitch McConnell Should Step Down

After a second incident in which the Kentucky senator froze up during a press conference, The Onion asked Americans to explain why Mitch McConnell should step down,…

Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze

WASHINGTON—Following the second press conference in five weeks during which the 81-year-old was temporarily unable to speak, Republicans warned Americans Thursday to look away from Sen. Mitch…

Twitter Lifts Years-Long Ban On Political Ads

Twitter announced that it’s lifting its years-long ban on political advertisements, enabling candidates to freely purchase ads again in the U.S. to build on their “commitment to…

‘Golden Bachelor’ Reveals Senior Women Competing To Be Dumped For 35-Year-Old After Taping

AGOURA HILLS, CA—Providing the first look at the new reality TV spin-off, the producers behind The Golden Bachelor revealed Wednesday the senior women who would be competing…

Tim Scott Beckons To Campaign Rally Attendee He Wants To Bring Backstage To Fuck

GREENVILLE, SC—Amid raucous, uproarious applause at the end of a stump speech, presidential hopeful Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) was seen Thursday beckoning to a campaign rally attendee…

Biden Warns Zelensky If He Can’t Win War, U.S. Will Overthrow Him With Someone Who Will

WASHINGTON—Telling his counterpart that he was losing patience with the stalled counteroffensive, President Joe Biden reportedly warned Volodymyr Zelensky Thursday that if the Ukrainian president couldn’t win…

Couple Turns To IVF After Struggling To Have Octuplets

RICHMOND, VA—Visiting a fertility clinic in the hopes of finally having the family they always wanted, local couple Tim and Caroline Stauber told reporters Thursday they had…