Americans React To The Death Of Henry Kissinger
Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State, national security advisor, and lover of carpet bombing innocent civilians, passed away at the age of 100. The Onion asked Americans…
‘The Onion’ Remembers Henry Kissinger, Known To Some As A Bit Of A Grinch
Henry Kissinger, the most influential American diplomat of the Cold War era, died Wednesday at the age of 100, leaving behind a polarizing legacy as both a…
Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed
MURFREESBORO, TN—In an effort to put his mind to rest after seeing the billionaire entrepreneur say sorry for an antisemitic tweet, local nazi Phil Behrens told reporters…
Colombia To Sterilize Feral Hippo Population Descended From Pablo Escobar’s ‘Cocaine Hippos’
Colombian officials announced plans to sterilize an estimated 170 hippos descended from Pablo Escobar’s original four pets that were left to wander the estate grounds after his…
The Shady Bunch
“While we were never the type of family to sit for a studio portrait, someone stumbled across a coupon and decided to give it a shot. Mind…
Folded
“My brother and I in 2010 when our mom brought us to get family photos done at Walmart! I convinced her I should be allowed to wear…
The Perm Team
“Oh just another day at Grandma’s house.” (submitted by Melissa) The post The Perm Team appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Jimmy Carter Sprays A Little Cologne Down Front Of Pants Before Big First Date
PLAINS, GA—As he finished getting ready for his first night out since the passing of his wife Rosalynn earlier this month, former President Jimmy Carter reportedly sprayed…
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