Rick Scott Celebrates Abortion Ban By Cutting Umbilical Cord Of Woman Forced To Carry Baby To Term
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Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her Dog
Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SC) defended killing her 14-month-old dog, Cricket, after the anecdote was leaked from her upcoming memoir, saying that the dog was “untrainable” and “tough…
Cozy Single Unit
Peace and quiet abound in this move-in ready subterranean unit within a serene, gated community. Professional landscaping included. Read more… The Onion
Dueling Tips from a Veteran Duelist
Someone’s implied you’re generously hipped or that you have a much earlier bedtime than you actually do—regardless of the character assassination, you’ve challenged your accuser to a…
Report: Americans Lead World In Identifying Which One They Want
WASHINGTON—A new report released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center found that the American people still lead the world in identifying precisely which of them they want….
New Tinder Ad Tells Lapsed Users They Will Come Back To App Like Dog To Its Own Vomit
LOS ANGELES—In a bold new campaign aimed at reversing recent declines in monthly subscribers, a new Tinder ad reportedly told lapsed users this week that they will…
National Park Visitors Treated To Majestic Sight Of Crow Eating Napkin
GRAND CANYON VILLAGE, AZ—Awestruck as they watched the creature scarf down the grease-stained paper product, visitors at Grand Canyon National Park were reportedly treated to the majestic…
Coachella Organizers Announce Plans To Extend Festival To 52 Weekends A Year
INDIO, CA—Saying it was time to build upon the music and arts festival’s two-decade track record of success, organizers for Coachella announced plans Tuesday to extend the…
Clever And Funny Street Art by Dutch Artist Frankey
“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.” Picasso once claimed. For Frankey this problem simply does not…
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics by Scott Johnston
Scott Johnston draws cartoons almost daily mostly for his own amusement. He hasn’t achieved much traction on social media sites and is not well-known in the cartoonist…