Window Washer Could Have At Least Dragged Squeegee Along Building As He Fell

CHICAGO—Noting how dirty the glass still looked even after going to all that trouble, sources confirmed Thursday that the window washer they’d hired could have at least dragged his squeegee along the building as he fell. “Yeah, I know his rope snapped and he ultimately fell to his death, but would it have killed him…

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