GRAPEVINE, TX—In the midst of a skirmish over someone’s cart blocking a parking spot at Walmart, sources confirmed the hair of local woman Deena Platt puffed up to several times its usual size Friday, intimidating her rival female shoppers. According to witnesses, after Platt paused to take a long drag off her…
The Onion
Anton Gudim is a master of absurdity, irony, and dark humor. His illustrations perfectly capture the ridiculousness of modern society and make fun of something that we…
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Finding Their Happily Ever After… Apart It was a beautiful sunny Tuesday as Cameron Walton & Elizabeth Bayers were happily divorced during a small but intimate ceremony…
Poor Donald Trump once again meets his mortal enemy: Adobe Photoshop …and @TrumpsTies X account who is willing to put it to a good use. Scroll down…
