PARADISE, NV—Announcing their new contract would be “indefinite,” the Sphere at the Venetian reportedly refused to release U2 Monday despite the band fulfilling the terms of their residency. “Yes, you have played your 40 shows, but the laws of man do not apply to the Sphere,” said the 516-foot-wide Sphere in a booming…
The Onion
Anton Gudim is a master of absurdity, irony, and dark humor. His illustrations perfectly capture the ridiculousness of modern society and make fun of something that we…
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Poor Donald Trump once again meets his mortal enemy: Adobe Photoshop …and @TrumpsTies X account who is willing to put it to a good use. Scroll down…
