Everyone On Mom’s ‘Hall Pass’ List Dead

SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA—Admitting that no one had the heart to correct her at this point in her life, local woman Theresa Frasier told reporters Wednesday that everyone on her 72-year-old mother’s “hall pass” list was dead. “Sadly, every celebrity crush my mom was able to name passed away not just years, but decades ago,”…

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