COLUMBUS, OH—Saying the roster was absolutely stacked with nimble little guys, sources confirmed Friday that every player on Fosser University’s Division III men’s basketball team was 5 feet, 9 inches tall. “Well, technically the center is 5-foot-9 and a half, and the shooting guard is 5-foot-8 and three quarters, but…
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